Will Legislators Add "Anti-Fisting Education" Amendment to Gay Marriage Bill?

By Zebulon Pike | December 8, 2009




I'm serious! 

The New Jersey state Senate's gay marriage bill contains amendments, proposed by state Senator Bill Baroni (R), intended to protect anti gay marriage religious institutions from discrimination. Cool. So will Trenton force your local catholic school to add the sex act we're about to discuss to your child's curriculum without an anti-fisting amendment? Pardon me if I don't want my kids participating in a "fisting" tutorial in their grade school classroom! 

THIS is what happens when you let arrogant government hacks define your sex lives!

What is "fisting," you ask? Oh boy. Hold on to your lunch before reading any further. President Obama's Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings (yes, this is another terrifying czar story) just one-upped Joycelyn Elders's Clinton-era masturbation advice by teaching a room full of 14-year old students how to insert their hands into....

...well, just listen to the audio and take your chances. I'm going to go throw up:  





Done throwing up? Get ready for round two:





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